Past years:
Firstly, I couldn't have the information that once encompassed my dot-com
following me around, potentially ruining friendships and revealing lies.
The files that once formed my website have been cleared for a new beginning.
I shall purge content yearly, but I offer you some of what I consider
special.
Here, you may view artifacts from the awful past in chronological order:
My car was keyed weeks after its purchase, and I remember that cold sweat all too well. Ouch. and ouch.
And this is the computer I've built, myself, and now use.
When I turned 22, I took a couple photographs. This is the cake I requested, and this card was designed by Justin.
I once experimented with psychedelics; this asthma inhaler was posted April 20th. 4:20.
And I took more pictures of this computer that I "pimped out" with annoying neon. Bright. and brighter.
Here's a photoshop of myself—lol—where others poked fun at me.
Here's my MSPaint of Jackie L. where I poked her.
*skiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrr* *psht*
Yes, my 64 mph oopsy in a car machine. Here I bestow upon ye the
pictures of the ruined vehicle.
Those pesky EMTs cut this Movado off
of my wrist. I have the face, but it's pretty much worthless without the
pricey band.
Nice post. This Skyline bears odd similarity
to my SKIRRRRRCH car.
I was absent from the internet—that's odd—and I soon had a
bulletin board curious of my whereabouts.
Here's a photoshop exhibiting my coping.
Here's a photoshop of me from a bulletin
board. I cracked a smile. Check out the Cesarean inscision where they
saved my baby and the bleached hair that saved my 'hot factor.'
Here's a cake exhibiting my boyish nature.
And here's the one full month of 2005's content: December.
If you want to know more about me, let's hang out; we'll talk; ask me
about my past; but assuming you're only reading this to keep busy, I shant
publicly reveal so much. This website is a means of showcasing my words,
not my actual self.
